13+ Things a Burglar Won’t Tell You

Is it a crime to spend money on a home security system these days? A look inside the mind of convicted burglars will help you decide.

Interviews by Michelle Crouch from Reader's Digest | September 2009
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    1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.

    2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.

    3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste … and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.

    4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it.

    5. If it snows while you’re out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.

    6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don’t let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it’s set. That makes it too easy.

    7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom-and your jewelry. It’s not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.

    8. It’s raining, you’re fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door-understandable. But understand this: I don’t take a day off because of bad weather.

    9. I always knock first. If you answer, I’ll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don’t take me up on it.)

    10. Do you really think I won’t look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.

    11. Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.

    12. You're right: I won’t have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.

    13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you’re reluctant to leave your TV on while you’re out of town, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television. (Find it at faketv.com.)

    14. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.

    15. The two things I hate most: Loud dogs and nosy neighbors.

    16. I’ll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he’ll stop what he’s doing and wait to hear it again. If he doesn’t hear it again, he’ll just go back to what he was doing. It’s human nature.

    17. Your alarm only works if it's on. I’m not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?

    18. I love looking in your windows. I’m looking for signs that you’re home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I’d like. I’ll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.

    19. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It’s easier than you think to look up your address.

    20. Lock your windows. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it’s an invitation.

    21. If you don’t answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in. 

    Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina, Oregon, California, and Kentucky; security consultant Chris McGoey, who runs crimedoctor.com; and Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University of Missouri-St. Louis, who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglars on the Job.


    Your Comments

    • slightly offended minority guy

      the guy from the picture could have been white, just saying

    • Alex

      The number of home burglaries traditionally spike in the summer months. Light timers and Fake TV are excellent solutions to deter burglars. Also playing anti-theft home occupancy sounds MP3 or a CD (sells on Amazon) in home while away is great way to trick burglar that someone is in.

    • Coveydalton

      Somebody knocks on my door and I don’t answer and they kick in the back, they’re getting a .45 hollow point to the face, and since I like violence, they might catch a couple more even if they’re dead. I can handle cleaning up the blood. My dogs will have some good meat until the cops show up.

      • SleeperSmith

        Yes, shoot those fkers. Don’t need bs 2 weeks slap on the wrist jail sentence at expense of the tax payers.

        Scums deserve to die and stop fking contaminating the human gene pool.

    • Jah1_shot

      How about a sign that states:  Steal my mail & packages again and You will B Deleted!

    • Lunatik96

      Possessions are chains, a free man has no possessions.
      There is always a way to beat any system.
      It is illegal to booby trap ur house, but I will take my chances with the jury fine.
      A safe room is the best defense and cel phones don’t require anything but a signal.

      Fill ur yard with cedar and gravel and rocks, then it won’t need maintenance.
      Use bonded tradesmen and check ur windows after they leave. Don’t show them ur dogs or any security features, let them surprise him.
      Ur computer guy is ur greatest threat to privacy and security.

    • Tahmina_11

      I am terrified of burgles 

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      I am terrified of burgles 

    • Tahmina_11

      I am terrified of burgles 

    • Tahmina_11

      I am terrified of burgles 

    • Tahmina_11

      I am terrified of burgles