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13 Things Your Bartender Won’t Tell You

Bartenders share their secrets, tips and best etiquette advice.

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1. Yell, whistle, or wave money and I'm going to make you wait. Make eye contact and smile, and I'll come over as soon as I can. Know what you want and have your money ready. Don't create a traffic jam.

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2. Start a tab. If I swipe your card five times this evening, that’s five times as much paperwork I have to do at 4 a.m.

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3. You want a drink made 'strong?' Then order a double-for double the price.

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4. Liquor sales in bars and restaurants were down 2.2 percent last year. Even beer sales are slow. But people scrimp on food first, drinks second.

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5. A lot of bars have comp tabs, which allows me to give away drinks. It's smart business and helps build a base of regulars.

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6. Bars that don't have regulars (in hotels, airports) have started using wireless gadgets that measure how much is poured and automatically ring up each shot. They're meant to prevent overpouring and to cut losses, but I don't like them-neither do customers.

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7. If your tipping guideline is still 'a buck a drink,' listen closely: That doesn't fly if you order a $12 cocktail. Tip at least 15 percent.

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8. At some bars, the sliced fruit garnishes sit out until they’re gone, sometimes for days. Munch accordingly.

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9. The smoothest guys compliment a woman, then walk away-it's very nonthreatening.

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10. I have the police on speed dial, and I never hesitate to call.

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11. Don't order a round of drinks after last call. Last call applies to everyone-even you.

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12. Some of us get a cut from the cab company when we call a taxi for a tipsy patron. Not that I've ever done that, of course.

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13. Last week, a couple had a little too much and got into a dumb argument, then asked me to choose the 'winner' of the fight. There isn't a tip big enough to get me involved in that situation!

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Your Comments

  • Bobthebartender

    False.  By the way your not supposed to “munch”  a garnish.  It is either for the drink or for looks,  If you are hungry ask for a menu. 

  • Bobthebartender

    False.  We call the cab company that will get your drunk a** out of  my bar the fastest.

  • Bobthebartender

    Here is # 14:  I am not hard up for cash.  So don’t flash a hundo to impress me.  The person that came up with this list must have bartended during the Truman administration.  The service industry is not made up of oafs and underchievers.  We make your drinks and food.  Read “Fightclub”.

  • Bobthebartender

    Here is # 14:  I am not hard up for cash.  So don’t flash a hundo to impress me.  The person that came up with this list must have bartended during the Truman administration.  The service industry is not made up of oafs and underchievers.  We make your drinks and food.  Read “Fightclub”.

  • D_com7

    #7 – quit charging $12 for drinks and your tip percentage goes up. $2 beer in a dive, $16 gin and tonic in manhanttan – I don’t care what it costs, for simple drinks you are getting a buck. of course if it is a fancy drink that requires construction I will pay 15-25%, but that turns you into a creator instead of a freaking tap handle puller.

  • D_com7

    #7 – quit charging $12 for drinks and your tip percentage goes up. $2 beer in a dive, $16 gin and tonic in manhanttan – I don’t care what it costs, for simple drinks you are getting a buck. of course if it is a fancy drink that requires construction I will pay 15-25%, but that turns you into a creator instead of a freaking tap handle puller.

  • Sickofpukebreath!

    Please don’t tell us secrets, you stink.

  • Luvbodyink

    I don’t care how much a drink costs – 2 bucks or 12, your not getting more than a dollar a drink as a tip – you did the same amount of work.

  • TJ

    not true, it takes a lot less effort to pour a two dollar beer than it does to mix a 12 dollar martini. I’d think that would be obvious.

  • mixologist222222222

    Bartenders rely and survive off our patrons tips. When it comes down to it, most make about $2 an hour. After taxes, that equals a check of $0.00. Without tips, we’d be working for free. 

  • Anonymous

    Stop flirting with my date and maybe I’ll tip you better.

  • Abc

    exactly…a tip should be for the ‘effort’…not for the cost of the drink.

  • Seriously?

    Not for anything, but if my drink is only 6.50, and is liquor, ice, and a mixer, you are getting a buck.

  • Kidfromaromas

    Nah, I do not agree.  Making and serving a drink is not the equivalent of a meal.  The bartender does not deserve %15, unless he does magic tricks and juggles.  A waiter or waitress must come around, give the table more salt, pepper, ketchup, ranch, napkins, mustard, and take away super dirty plated, etc.  Once the drink is in my hand, I am not gonna ask for “more drink!”

  • Kidfromaromas

    Also, plated is not what I meant.  I do not know what I meant by plated, lol.

  • Piolin25

    It is just as much work to pour a Jack Daniels as it is to pour a 18 year old Glenlivet. I tip according to service, not cost. It s a tip not a tax. I may tip upwards of 50% if i consume little  much less for a big tab.  

  • Piolin25

    It is just as much work to pour a Jack Daniels as it is to pour a 18 year old Glenlivet. I tip according to service, not cost. It s a tip not a tax. I may tip upwards of 50% if i consume little  much less for a big tab.  

  • Piolin25

    It is just as much work to pour a Jack Daniels as it is to pour a 18 year old Glenlivet. I tip according to service, not cost. It s a tip not a tax. I may tip upwards of 50% if i consume little  much less for a big tab.  

  • Marci

    Often more expensive drinks are made with higher quality ingredients, and take more time. Know what you are ordering… Also if you think that vodka infuses itself, then move on. Watching someone make your drink doesn’t mean that you understand all of the time that went into the prep work you don’t see. 

  • Gqbrit

     cheap a$$es

  • 234234

    Agree completely re the Jack Daniels/Glenlivet comment.  If I order a $6 Jack or Canadian Club a buck or two is OK, but if I order a $30 single malt now I’m supposed to give a $5 tip to the same person who did the same exact amount of work?

  • 234234

    Agree completely re the Jack Daniels/Glenlivet comment.  If I order a $6 Jack or Canadian Club a buck or two is OK, but if I order a $30 single malt now I’m supposed to give a $5 tip to the same person who did the same exact amount of work?

  • 234234

    Agree completely re the Jack Daniels/Glenlivet comment.  If I order a $6 Jack or Canadian Club a buck or two is OK, but if I order a $30 single malt now I’m supposed to give a $5 tip to the same person who did the same exact amount of work?

  • 234234

    Agree completely re the Jack Daniels/Glenlivet comment.  If I order a $6 Jack or Canadian Club a buck or two is OK, but if I order a $30 single malt now I’m supposed to give a $5 tip to the same person who did the same exact amount of work?

  • 234234

    Agree completely re the Jack Daniels/Glenlivet comment.  If I order a $6 Jack or Canadian Club a buck or two is OK, but if I order a $30 single malt now I’m supposed to give a $5 tip to the same person who did the same exact amount of work?

  • Kinerk22

    Dam dude chill bob the bartender haha

  • Punkrawks88

    Tip at least 15%? I tip based off of service… not a mandatory fee for doing your job. I know customers can be a pain, but if you’re rude to me, ignore me (even if I make eye contact and smile) or spill my drink as you slide it 6 inches to my hand, you’re just as likely to get a middle finger than a tip.

  • Santa

    Bartenders serve 100 drinks an hour – they deserve to make $100 per hour?

  • Santa

    Bartenders serve 100 drinks an hour – they deserve to make $100 per hour?

  • Thebodybag

    fine don’t tip then don’t complain when you have to wait while others who “know how to tip” get service first… you’ll get service you’ll just not be top priority.

  • mike

    so you want over a buck and a half to pour a 12 oz drink, uh youve been drinking more than youre serving

  • Anonymous

    Bartenders are out of their minds if they expect a large tip on a $14 Jack & Ginger drink. Kidding me.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_4FX2MNK7PW2MY7TNZQQXAMT4YU Jim R

    I agree 100% Just because you over-charge for a drink doesn’t mean you deserve anything extra. 

  • Xxpotpiezxx

    Dumb article, try the bar tenders around here ya might as well throw a nade in their face rather than wave money because they won’t notice you the rest of the night pulling that crap. 

  • Xxpotpiezxx

    List*

  • sthebartender

    Also, if you ask for a stronger drink…nine time out of ten I pour gin down the straw, so your first gulp is pure gin…I bet my night of tips that you don’t complain again.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_73CGZV4AV5R2CUZFMBSPPRG5XY apocalypse FU

    You do know the writer of this was more likely not a bartender (or just not a very good one) and is basically writing what things he/she had heard by word of mouth. Oh and also, they want to create arguments so that more people will comment on their blog/article.  I agree with the comment about a $6.50 jack and coke vs an $18 Glenlivet on the rocks, tip should be the same not more just because the liquor is of a higher brand.  You didn’t make the Glenlivet Bartender.  Why do bartenders act like they are superstars or celebrities??

  • Red Dragon

    Rule #1 – If bartender isn’t a tampon, they will get a tip.

  • Theguy25433

    That’s BS.  I don’t care how much the drink costs, the work that goes into it is what counts.  I tip my waiter 20% because they actually come to my table, bring me my food, refill my drink, etc…

    All you are doing is pouring a drink.  Oh no!  The world’s going to end and you’ll go broke if I give you $1.00 for 30 seconds of your life.  How about you let me back there, and I’ll make it myself.

    Jerk…

  • Anonymous

    I’ve been to places with good bar staff and I really appreciate that and tip accordingly but more often then not, you see bartenders taking their sweet time, talking to each other more than actually working, unable to keep simple track of who’s next or acting like you should thank them on your hands and knees for the privileged of getting a drink from them.

    And this is across a wide range of venues in a diverse range of large and small cities in the US, London and Paris. It’s not some one off fluke.

    You might be a good bartender and that’s great but unfortunately, you’re the minority, especially at US venues. Seems like most “bartenders” were just trained on the job by someone who was trained on the job. They suck at what they do and say “I don’t know how to make that.” so often they should just get it tattooed on their forehead.

    It is what it is.

  • Nevgreco

    Beer contains vitamin Pee. so relax. I drink arnd 4 beers a month