1. A lot of us do undercover work for the cops. We make keys for them and get them into places at 3 a.m. so they can set up surveillance equipment or put the bugs in place. It's part of the thrill of doing what we do.
2. Contractors stink at installing dead bolts. I can't tell you how many times I go out to rekey one or let someone in, and I find problems. If it's not installed right, it won't protect you.
3. The best lock is a dead bolt that’s properly installed.
It should have at least a one-inch “throw,” and on the “strike side,”
there should be a security plate with screws at least three inches long
that go all the way into the door’s wood frame.
4. If you have a window on or near your door, a
thumb-turn dead bolt won’t do much good. They knock out the glass,
stick a hand in, and turn. Get a double cylinder lock that needs a key
on the inside.
11. I've seen my share of dead bodies. It's always a bad sign when the landlord calls to get into an apartment, and nobody's seen the tenant for ten days.
12. Divorce lock-outs are a challenge. The soon-to-be-ex
wife will call and say she’s locked out, so I get her in and change the
locks. Then the husband calls with the same request. I refer him to a
13. Don't feel bad if you have to call me twice in a short span of time. I once had a guy lock himself out of his house three times in one day.
14. If you’re locked out, please call just one of us. More
than once, I arrived at a lock-out to find two competitors’ trucks
already there. At that point, we all agreed to leave and abandon the
16. If it’s 2 a.m. and some guy calls me because he’s
locked out of his car at a strip club, a service call that’s normally
$55 is automatically $100. If he’s got money for strip clubs, he’s got
money for me.
17. Don’t believe a car dealer who says only he can duplicate keys. In most cases, a locksmith who specializes in automotive work can make you a key—usually cheaper.
20. Have a housekeeper who needs a key? Ask me to key your
door so that your master key works on both the dead bolt and the
doorknob, but hers works just on the knob. On the day she comes, lock
only the knob.
21. Many locksmiths in the phone book or online are scam artists.
They’ll quote you a great price, but when they get there, they’ll say
you have a special lock they can’t pick, so they have to drill it open.
Then they charge you $125 for a replacement lock you can buy at Home
Depot for $25.
22. Find someone reputable at findalocksmith.com, the official website of the Associated Locksmiths of America.