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13 Things Your Plumber Won’t Tell You

Plumbers give us the scoop on the main culprit for clogged pipes, tips on do-it-yourself fixes, and more!

Interviews by Tara Conry from Reader's Digest | April 2010
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1. If you need a recommendation, call a plumbing-supply or fixture store. They don’t tolerate bad plumbers.

Sources for this story: Plumbers in California, Connecticut, New Jersey, New York, Texas, and Wisconsin.

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2. Monday is our busiest day. That’s the day wives call us to correct the “work” their husbands did over the weekend.

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3. A burst washing machine hose is a top homeowner-insurance claim. I’d replace those flimsy rubber hoses with stainless steel ones.

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4. No bricks in the toilet tank. They can keep your toilet from flushing correctly. No liquid drain cleaners either. They eat away at the pipes. Try a plunger or, better yet, a $30 auger.

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5. Know where the main turnoff source is. I can’t tell you how many calls I get from people screaming and crying that their house is flooding and they don’t know what to do.

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6. If you’ve got a Rapunzel at home (or even a rapidly balding man), buy a drain strainer or a hair snare or tell her to use a paper towel to clear the drain. (Soap can gum up the pipes, too, so use as little of that as you can.)

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7. Those “flushable” baby wipes are one of the main culprits for clogging pipes. They don’t break down the way toilet paper does.

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8. Pay me by the job, not by the hour.

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9. Yes, it’s against the rules to remove flow inhibitors from your showerheads, but some of us will do it if you ask.

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10. I’m not a babysitter, a mover, or an auto mechanic. Don’t ask.

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11. Always jiggling the toilet handle? You need to replace the flap valve. The part costs $4, and it’s an easy fix. I charge $100 just to walk in the door.

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12. There’s often an Allen wrench that comes with the garbage disposal. I keep it under the sink. When the thing jams, follow the directions in the manual and I won’t need to come out.

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13. I was working in one bathroom while my client was using the whirlpool in another one. And blow-drying her hair at the same time. Her husband had told her it was fine. I told her he was trying to get rid of her.

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