15 Funny Wedding Photos and Quotes

Silly moments and funny wedding photos from the most important day of our readers' lives, with funny marriage quotes to go with them.

Compiled by Meaghan Cameron from Reader's Digest
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    Didn't See It Coming

    "Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes, and hail."—Unknown

    Cake In Yo Face

    "Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning are two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years, you need a club and spade."—Unknown

    Who Needs a Napkin?

    "Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not."—Albert Einstein

    Groom's Practical Joke

    "Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."—Joey Adams

    Can't Keep Us Apart

    "Love is one long, sweet dream—and marriage is the alarm clock."—Unknown

    Shotgun Wedding

    "Behind every successful wife stands a surprised mother-in-law."—Unknown

    He's Finally Mine!

    "Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?"—Barbara Streisand

    Head Over Heels

    "Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband."—Unknown

    Bridesmaids Gone Wild

    "If the husband is the head of the family, the wife is the neck that turns the head around."—Unknown

    Groomsmen Gone Wild

    "When I married Ms. Right, I didn't realize her first name was 'Always.'"—Unknown

    Jump for Joy

    "Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot."—Unknown

    We Did It

    "We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."—Henny Youngman

    Runaway Bride

    "Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."—Billy Connolly

    First Kiss

    "Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, then you wake up."—Evelyn Hendrickson

    Flower Dog Attendant

    "You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."—Unknown

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