15 Funny Wedding Photos and Quotes
Silly moments and funny wedding photos from the most important day of our readers' lives, with funny marriage quotes to go with them.
Compiled by Meaghan Cameron from Reader's Digest
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Courtesy Kelly
Didn't See It Coming
"Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes, and hail."—Unknown
"Marriages are made in heaven. But then again, so are thunder, lightening, tornadoes, andÉ
Courtesy Kyle Burgess
Cake In Yo Face
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning are two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years, you need a club and spade."—Unknown
"Marriage is like a deck of cards. All you need in the beginning are two hearts and a diamond. After 10 years, you need aÉ
Courtesy Bridget Richards
Who Needs a Napkin?
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not."—Albert Einstein
"Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not."<i>—Albert Einstein</i>
Courtesy Carol Isbrand
Groom's Practical Joke
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."—Joey Adams
"Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway."<i>—Joey Adams</i>
Courtesy Jen Vanderleest
Can't Keep Us Apart
"Love is one long, sweet dream—and marriage is the alarm clock."—Unknown
"Love is one long, sweet dream—and marriage is the alarm clock."<i>—Unknown</i>
Courtesy Jessica
Shotgun Wedding
"Behind every successful wife stands a surprised mother-in-law."—Unknown
"Behind every successful wife stands a surprised mother-in-law."<i>—Unknown</i>
Courtesy Heather Tarrance
He's Finally Mine!
"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?"—Barbara Streisand
"Why does a woman work ten years to change a man, then complain he's not the man she married?"<i>—BarbaraÉ
Courtesy Marc Lee
Head Over Heels
"Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband."—Unknown
"Marriage is a relationship where one person is always right and the other is the husband."<i>—Unknown</i>
Courtesy Jennifer Shortridge
Bridesmaids Gone Wild
"If the husband is the head of the family, the wife is the neck that turns the head around."—Unknown
"If the husband is the head of the family, the wife is the neck that turns the headÉ
Courtesy Jennifer Shortridge
Groomsmen Gone Wild
"When I married Ms. Right, I didn't realize her first name was 'Always.'"—Unknown
"When I married Ms. Right, I didn't realize her first name was 'Always.'"<i>—Unknown</i>
Courtesy Sandy Pelok
Jump for Joy
"Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot."—Unknown
"Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot."<i>—Unknown</i>
Courtesy Marie Ahlert
We Did It
"We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."—Henny Youngman
"We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops."<i>—Henny Youngman</i>
Courtesy Janet Talavera
Runaway Bride
"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."—Billy Connolly
"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."<i>—Billy Connolly</i>
Courtesy Nicole McCoy
First Kiss
"Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, then you wake up."—Evelyn Hendrickson
"Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, then you wake up."<i>—Evelyn Hendrickson</i>
Courtesy Chrissy Lush
Flower Dog Attendant
"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."—Unknown
"You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to."<i>—Unknown</i>