9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes
Writers, comedians, and other personalities reflect on Thanksgiving traditions with a collection of funny, quotable quotes.
from Treasury of Wit & Wisdom
Jay Leno with a Thanksgiving Quote
Q: How do you know when you've had too much Thanksgiving dinner?
Jon Stewart with a Thanksgiving Quote
Q: How can you celebrate Thanksgiving like the Pilgrims did?
Carl Sagan with a Thanksgiving Quote
Q: What's a scientist's recipe for apple pie?
George Carlin with a Thanksgiving Quote
Q: What are you serving for dinner this Thanksgiving?
Erma Bombeck with a Thanksgiving Quote
Q: What do you serve to drink at Thanksgiving?
Jim Davis with a Thanksgiving Quote
Q: How do you get the kids to eat their veggies at the Thanksgiving table?
Nicole Hollander with a Thanksgiving Quote
Q: What's the best way to use any leftovers?
Erma Bombeck with a Thanksgiving Quote
Q: What's a good time to serve Thanksgiving dinner?
Ted Nugent with a Thanksgiving Quote
Q: What's a good Thanksgiving quote for the vegetarians at the table?
