9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes | Reader's Digest

9 Funny Thanksgiving Quotes

Writers, comedians, and other personalities reflect on Thanksgiving traditions with a collection of funny, quotable quotes.

from Treasury of Wit & Wisdom
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    Jay Leno with a Thanksgiving Quote

    Q: How do you know when you've had too much Thanksgiving dinner?

    Jon Stewart with a Thanksgiving Quote

    Q: How can you celebrate Thanksgiving like the Pilgrims did?

    Carl Sagan with a Thanksgiving Quote

    Q: What's a scientist's recipe for apple pie?

    George Carlin with a Thanksgiving Quote

    Q: What are you serving for dinner this Thanksgiving?

    Erma Bombeck with a Thanksgiving Quote

    Q: What do you serve to drink at Thanksgiving?

    Jim Davis with a Thanksgiving Quote

    Q: How do you get the kids to eat their veggies at the Thanksgiving table?

    Nicole Hollander with a Thanksgiving Quote

    Q: What's the best way to use any leftovers?

    Erma Bombeck with a Thanksgiving Quote

    Q: What's a good time to serve Thanksgiving dinner?

    Ted Nugent with a Thanksgiving Quote

    Q: What's a good Thanksgiving quote for the vegetarians at the table?

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