Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

Try one of these funny, cheesy pick-up lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.

Compiled by Reader's Digest Editors

Working It

"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

Geek Love

"Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"


Dried Fruits

"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

Word Nerd

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."

Meter Man

"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

Take Two

"Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"

Smooth, Dude

"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."

Action, Action

"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!"

Pun Fun

"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."


"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

Wheel Love

"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

Read My Lips

"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

Baker Man

"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."

Check, Please!

"Know what's on the menu? Me 'n' u."

Speedy Reader

"It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

Medical Attention

"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

Number 2

"Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless."

"I" Doctor

"Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."

Brush Up

"You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."

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