Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

Try one of these funny, cheesy pick-up lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.

Compiled by Reader's Digest Editors
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    Working It

    "Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

    Geek Love

    "Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"


    Dried Fruits

    "Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

    Word Nerd

    "If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."

    Meter Man

    "Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

    Take Two

    "Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"

    Smooth, Dude

    "Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."

    Action, Action

    "Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!"

    Pun Fun

    "If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."


    "Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

    Wheel Love

    "Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

    Read My Lips

    "Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

    Baker Man

    "Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."

    Check, Please!

    "Know what's on the menu? Me 'n' u."

    Speedy Reader

    "It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

    Medical Attention

    "I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

    Number 2

    "Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless."

    "I" Doctor

    "Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."

    Brush Up

    "You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."

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