Get ready for some funny felines
"This has been killing me for years. What do you want those for?"
"The employees find you aloof and distant."
"I'm not bald. I'm hairless. There's a difference."
"So they bring a tree in the house and put all these shiny, dangly things on it, then freak out if I go near it. That's why I drink."
"Look, I've got nine lives and I can sneak up on the best of 'em. It's following orders that I have a problem with."
"Not to point fingers, Samson. But profits are down, and we smell a rat."
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