Decode Your Doctor’s Language

Medical speak is filled with tricky shorthand that can be confusing, condescending, and even life threatening, but not anymore: Be your own interpreter with our cheat sheet.

By Joe Kita from Reader's Digest Magazine | May 2012
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    Confusing Medical Acronyms, Decoded

    Does "CR" stand for Cardiac Rehabilitation? or Colon Resection? When dealing with doctors, don't be embarrassed to ask about abbreviations, especially if they involve a medication or procedure; they could have double meanings.

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    Funny Medical Acroynms, Decoded

    Like G.O.M.E.R.: Get Out of My Emergency Room! Say what?

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    Helpful Medical Acronyms, Decoded

    Our friends at The Doctors television show shared some abbreviations they use to care for patients that can help you at home too, like F.A.S.T.: Facial droop, Arm weakness, Slurred speech, Time to call 911.

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    Emergency Medical Acronyms, Decoded

    If you’ve ever been in a hospital and heard a code announced over the loudspeaker that sent the staff scampering, you’ve probably wondered what was going on. Now you know:

    BLUE: Adult medical emergency

    WHITE: Pediatric medical emergency

    PURPLE: Child abduction

    GRAY: Combative person

    SILVER: Combative person with a weapon and/or hostage

    YELLOW: Bomb threat

    PINK: Infant abduction

    ORANGE: Hazardous-materials spill

    BROWN: Bed full of excrement

    RED: Fire

    (Note: Emergency codes can differ from hospital to hospital.)

    Extreme Medical Acronyms, Decoded

    Sometimes shortcuts are an easier way of noting that something really bad is either about to happen—or already has.

    A.V.: Anticipatory Vomiting

    P&E: Prep & Enema

    B.T.H.O.O.M.: Beats The Hell Out Of Me

    G.O.K.: God Only Knows

    F.U.O.: Fever of Undetermined Origin

    C.Y.A.: Cover Your Ass (there’s been a screw-up)

    U.F.O.: Unidentified Foreign Object

    N.W.S.: New World Screwworm (parasitic infection)

    A.N.D.: Allow Natural Death

    M.D.T.: Maggot Debridement Therapy (use of fly larvae to clean wounds)

    M.F.C.: Measure For Coffin

    D.R.T.: Dead Right There (at scene of accident)

    D.R.T.T.T.: Dead Right There, There, and There (at scene of accident, in multiple parts)

    Medical Acronyms from the Lab, Decoded

    Your blood test results may contain abbreviations for some important components. Here's what they mean:

    Immune Function:
    W.B.C.: White Blood Cell count (infection fighters)

    Prostate Health:
    P.S.A.: Prostate-Specific Antigen (prostate cancer marker)

    Energy Levels:
    R.B.C.: Red Blood Cell count (oxygen transporters)

    M.C.V.: Mean Corpuscular Volume (size of average red blood cell, gauge of anemia)

    M.C.H.: Mean Corpuscular Hemoglobin (amount of hemoglobin in red blood cell, gauge of anemia)

    Heart Disease:
    H.D.L.: High-Density Lipoprotein (good cholesterol)

    L.D.L.: Low-Density Lipo- protein (bad cholesterol)

    V.L.D.L.: Very-Low- Density Lipoprotein (very bad cholesterol)

    apo B: apolipoprotein B (heart-disease marker)

    C.R.P.: C-Reactive Protein (measure of arterial inflammation)

    Liver and Kidney Disease:
    G.G.T.: Gamma-Glutamyl Transpeptidase (liver-disease marker)

    A.L.T.: Alanine Transaminase (liver-disease marker, can also appear as S.G.P.T.)

    B.U.N.:Blood Urea Nitrogen (gauge of kidney function)

    Your Comments

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/May-Tucker/1367133439 May Tucker

      Love the article.  Informative and funny!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/May-Tucker/1367133439 May Tucker

      Love the article!  Informative and funny!

    • Mame84

      A appreciate this information, but I do think that America has gone ‘overkill’ in this regard and these acrynyms are used much too much…

    • Mame84

      A appreciate this information, but I do think that America has gone ‘overkill’ in this regard and these acrynyms are used much too much…

    • Brigettedp

      Fifteen tricks to eat less—- Decode your doctors (speak?)—— I keep getting different sceens. It either takes forever to get the information or I never get it !

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      hello baby