Funny Christmas Quotes
These witty words will have you laughing all the way through the holiday season.
By Beth Dreher
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Aren't we forgetting the true meaning of Christmas?
You know, the birth of Santa. —Bart Simpson
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Once again we find ourselves enmeshed in the holiday season,
that very special time of year when we join with our loved ones in sharing centuries-old traditions such as trying to find a parking space at the mall. —Dave Barry
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I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas
with a note on it saying "toys not included." —Bernard Manning
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What I don't like about office Christmas parties
is looking for a job the next day. —Phyllis Diller
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Nothing says holidays
like a cheese log. —Ellen DeGeneres
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I stopped believing in Santa Clause when I was six.
Mother took me to see him in a department store, and he asked for my autograph. —Shirley Temple