10 Funny Foreign Signs with Hilariously Bad Translations

These funny signs are proof: Bad translations can have hilarious consequences.

By Brandon Specktor
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    Austin Fathman

    Burn the hand carefully

    We don't want any accidents.

    Kyle Kachman

    Toilet button is on your back side.

    Be careful when you press it.

    Dianne Folsom

    Sand beach useful for swimming

    What's the water for?

    Rhonda Bowers

    Dude no grinding ordinance

    Someone's using their skater-to-English dictionary.

    Michael Smolinski

    10 min. walk / 7 if run a little

    "...and 4 if ride a horse halfway."

    Lidia Li

    Attention to the monkeys, please do not feed and play them.

    Nobody likes being played.

    Guy Breshears

    Disable toilet

    But then we can't use it!

    Mary Henry

    When you are striding on us, we are groaning under your feet.

    Grass is people too.

    Julius Kwarteng

    Eat for the butter grouth.

    Not sure what the butter grouth is, but, hey, there's butter on it.

    Ken Pye

    The yard is a free fallow land that fit for chatting and having a rest! Welcome to enjoy us!

    Mom always said "the best things in life are fallow."


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