Funny Last Words of 13 Notable People

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By Barbara O'Dair

Bob Hope

"Surprise me."

Marie Antoinette

"Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose."

Oscar Wilde

"It would really be more than the English could stand if another century began and I were still alive."


"Don't disturb my circles!"

Peter The Great

"Give back everything to..."

Ian Fleming

"I am sorry to trouble you chaps. I don't know how you get along so fast with the traffic on the roads these days."

Del Close

"Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room."


"You will not see me alive at sunrise."


"The flames already?"

Pope Alexander VI

"Okay, okay, I'll come. Just give it a moment."

Dominique Bouhours

"I am about to—or am going to—die: either expression is correct."

W.C. Fields

"I'm looking for loopholes."

Henrik Ibsen

"On the contrary."

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