Funny Last Words of 13 Notable People
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By Barbara O'Dair
"Pardon me, sir. I did not do it on purpose."
"It would really be more than the English could stand if another century began and I were still alive."
"Don't disturb my circles!"
Peter The Great
"Give back everything to..."
"I am sorry to trouble you chaps. I don't know how you get along so fast with the traffic on the roads these days."
"Thank God. I'm tired of being the funniest person in the room."
"You will not see me alive at sunrise."
"The flames already?"
Pope Alexander VI
"Okay, okay, I'll come. Just give it a moment."
"I am about to—or am going to—die: either expression is correct."
"I'm looking for loopholes."
"On the contrary."