Funny Mustache Styles You’ve Never Heard Of

Inspired by mustache slang from the book "One Thousand Mustaches: A Cultural History of the Mo," by Allan Peterkin, we came up with funny takes on the face-lace.

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The Bro-stache

As seen on Burt Reynolds.

The Bro-tee

As seen on Kanye West.

Mr. Tickles

As seen on Gandhi.

Whiskers

As seen on Robert Pattinson.

The Crumb Catcher

As seen on Albert Einstein.

The Bristle Baton

As seen on Sasha Baron Cohen.

The Grass Grin

As seen on Orlando Bloom.

Upper Lipholstery

As seen on President William H. Taft.

The Manometer

As seen on Hulk Hogan.

The Face Lace

As seen on Prince.

The Wing

As seen on Sonny Bono.

The Lip Shadow

As seen on John Waters.

The Mouthbrow

As seen on Robert Goulet.

The Mo

As seen on Charlie Chaplin.

The Baby-stache

As seen on Leonardo DiCaprio.

The Tea Strainer

As seen on Justin Timberlake.

The Moz

As seen on Eddie Murphy.

The Cookie Duster

As seen on Geraldo Rivera.

Slang from © 2012 by Allan Peterkin. "One Thousand Mustaches: A Cultural History of the Mo," published by Arsenal Pulp Press.

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