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Funny Mustache Styles You’ve Never Heard Of

Inspired by mustache slang from the book "One Thousand Mustaches: A Cultural History of the Mo," by Allan Peterkin, we came up with funny takes on the face-lace.

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The Bro-stache

As seen on Burt Reynolds.

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The Bro-tee

As seen on Kanye West.

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Mr. Tickles

As seen on Gandhi.

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Whiskers

As seen on Robert Pattinson.

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The Crumb Catcher

As seen on Albert Einstein.

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The Bristle Baton

As seen on Sasha Baron Cohen.

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The Grass Grin

As seen on Orlando Bloom.

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Upper Lipholstery

As seen on President William H. Taft.

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The Manometer

As seen on Hulk Hogan.

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The Face Lace

As seen on Prince.

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The Wing

As seen on Sonny Bono.

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The Lip Shadow

As seen on John Waters.

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The Mouthbrow

As seen on Robert Goulet.

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The Mo

As seen on Charlie Chaplin.

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The Baby-stache

As seen on Leonardo DiCaprio.

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The Tea Strainer

As seen on Justin Timberlake.

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The Moz

As seen on Eddie Murphy.

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The Cookie Duster

As seen on Geraldo Rivera.

Slang from © 2012 by Allan Peterkin. "One Thousand Mustaches: A Cultural History of the Mo," published by Arsenal Pulp Press.

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Your Comments

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/TGDBEDEVYJINBLC5C2HZ2FLOT4 katcmak

    Whar about the famous HANDLEBAR mouatache???

  • Shirleycornwell

    For some reason the information doesn’t come thru any longer on my pc.
    I didn’t change anything but maybe there is something you have to sign up for?

  • francesco furfaro

    Kayne West orrible mustache

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mickey-Logan/1065784027 Mickey Logan

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