Funny Mustache Styles You’ve Never Heard Of

Inspired by mustache slang from the book "One Thousand Mustaches: A Cultural History of the Mo," by Allan Peterkin, we came up with funny takes on the face-lace.

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    The Bro-stache

    As seen on Burt Reynolds.

    The Bro-tee

    As seen on Kanye West.

    Mr. Tickles

    As seen on Gandhi.


    As seen on Robert Pattinson.

    The Crumb Catcher

    As seen on Albert Einstein.

    The Bristle Baton

    As seen on Sasha Baron Cohen.

    The Grass Grin

    As seen on Orlando Bloom.

    Upper Lipholstery

    As seen on President William H. Taft.

    The Manometer

    As seen on Hulk Hogan.

    The Face Lace

    As seen on Prince.

    The Wing

    As seen on Sonny Bono.

    The Lip Shadow

    As seen on John Waters.

    The Mouthbrow

    As seen on Robert Goulet.

    The Mo

    As seen on Charlie Chaplin.

    The Baby-stache

    As seen on Leonardo DiCaprio.

    The Tea Strainer

    As seen on Justin Timberlake.

    The Moz

    As seen on Eddie Murphy.

    The Cookie Duster

    As seen on Geraldo Rivera.

    Slang from © 2012 by Allan Peterkin. "One Thousand Mustaches: A Cultural History of the Mo," published by Arsenal Pulp Press.


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