Funny Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh
On the prowl? Try one of these cheesy pick up lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.
Compiled by Reader's Digest Editors
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Working It
"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"
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Word Nerd
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."
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Meter Man
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."
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Take Two
"Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"
Smooth, Dude
"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."
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Action, Action
"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!"
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Pun Fun
"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."
Granted!
"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"
Wheel Love
"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"
Read My Lips
"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."
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Baker Man
"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."
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Speedy Reader
"It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."
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Medical Attention
"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."
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Number 2
"Life without you is like a broken pencil...pointless."
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"I" Doctor
"Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."
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Brush Up
"You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."
Sources: lolriot.com, humor.about.com, jokes4us.com, goodreads.com
