Ho, Ho, Ha: Funny Christmas Quotes

These jolly holiday jokes and Christmas quotes will bring cheer even to the grumpiest Scrooge.

from Reader's Digest Magazine
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Dave Barry with a Christmas Quote

Q: How do you define the true meaning of Christmas?

Samantha Bee with a Christmas Quote

Q: What can Christmas tell us about the U.S. Constitution?

Victor Borge with a Christmas Quote

Q: What can Santa Claus teach us about manners?

...and Richard Lewis with a Hanukkah Quote

Q: What can we learn about others this holiday season?

Unknown with a Christmas Quote

Q: Why do so many people worry about gaining weight over the holidays?

Richard D. Lamm with a Christmas Quote

Q: What does the holiday season tell us about current events?

Andy Rooney with a Christmas Quote

Q: When is being messy a good thing?

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