At the pump, avoid gas rated E15.
While at the filling station, inflate your tires properly and check them for uneven wear.
On local roads, keep cool by opening the windows, enjoying the breeze, and turning off the gas-draining air-conditioning.
Notice to hoarders:
A warm engine is more effective,
Avoid traffic pinch points when you can.
Finally, get a tune-up.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.