The Best Life Advice Comes From the Muppets

It's not easy being green—but these wise words on life, love, and happiness will get you through the bad to the amazing.

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    Believe in yourself.

    "I don't care what you think of me, unless you think I'm awesome. In which case you are right." —Miss Piggy

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    You control your destiny.

    "Life's like a movie. Write your own ending." —Kermit the Frog

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    Go where the winners are.

    "It seems the words on my coffee mug are right: 'It is hard to soar with Eagles when you work with turkeys.'" —Sam the American Eagle

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    There's power in numbers.

    "I've got a dream too, but it's about singing and dancing and making people happy. That's the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with." —Kermit the Frog

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    Work your connections.

    Scooter: "Hey boss...I wanted to talk to you about the act I'm doing on the show tonight."
    Kermit: "Scooter, you're not doing an act on the show tonight."
    Scooter: "Gee, my uncle who owns the theatre thought of this act."
    Kermit: "Tell us about the act you're doing on the show tonight."

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    Be true to yourself.

    "Here's some simple advice: always be yourself. Never take yourself too seriously. And beware the advice from experts, pigs, and members of Parliament." —Kermit the Frog

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    Always know at least one good joke.

    "What should you do if someone gives you a large boulder as a present? Take it for granite! Wocka! Wocka!" —Fozzie Bear

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