Laughter truly is the best medicine
"Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed."
"... and could I just see your insurance card?"
"When we tested this drug on mice, nobody noticed any side effects."
"I have a question about my medication. Why is the couple in the commercial sitting outdoors in separate bathtubs?"
"Hello, doc. This is the 'hypochondriac.' Guess where I'm calling from?"
"My arm hurts."
"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."
"The doctor says you can put your pants on now."
"If it's any consolation, he slipped away peacefully."
"It's a pacemaker for your heart. Plus, you can download apps for your liver, kidneys, lungs, and pancreas!"
"I have some rather troubling news, Mr. Feingold. You're in my parking space."
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