We salute these humorous odes to the armed forces
"Half of it's good."
"It's Research and Development, General. They've come up with a Catch-23."
"It's your call, General. Are we the little blue guys or the little red ones?"
"How about if I just follow you on Twitter instead?"
"I found your earring."
"My father was in the infantry, and his father before him was infantry. But somehow I ended up in punditry, cable news division."
"I love your bling."
"I hate backpacks."
"Hey, it's been great talking to you, Mom, but I really have to go."
"Don't ask, don't smell."
"I'll have to call you back. Major international crisis: All the little flags have fallen off our map."
"We're out of crayons."
"This here is where the course starts getting a lot tougher."
"The drone strikes aren't working, Sir. Have you tried divorce?"
"Explain that maneuver to me, Johnson!"
"They're solar panels."
"This is so cool. Where'd you get the saber rattle ringtone?"
"Lawson, bring me a saber to rattle!"
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