For when you need a fast funny joke.
I don't know—but the flag is a big plus.
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
Because every play has a cast. Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards? He was just going through a stage.
"Get out of here!" shouts the bartender. "We don't serve your type."
Once my dog ate all the Scrabble tiles. For days he kept leaving little messages around the house.
Who's there?Control Freak.Con—Okay, now you say, "Control Freak who?"
There’s no menu—you get what you deserve.
"Don't worry," said the doc. "Those are just contractions."
"Why the big pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugged. "I'm not sure; I was born with them."