Because gadgets and gizmos are always good for a laugh, at least
"Username and password, please."
"Before you take me away, I just want to update my profile picture."
"Huh. So Iran just friended us on Facebook ... Like, do I accept?"
"Ma's been following me on the Twitter again."
"It's a pacemaker for your heart. Plus, you can download apps for your liver, kidneys, lungs, and pancreas!"
"You had to blog about it."
"It took you 10 minutes to type that?!""As if she wanted to speak with you anyway.""You have zero new messages ... no surprise there.""Corduroys? Really?"
"Now I want you to open your hard drive. Click on your Applications folder. Do you see a folder marked 'Suicidal Impulses'? I want you to drag that to the trash."
"Apparently, the previous owner was some sort of evil genius who was hell-bent on world domination."
"We see this sometimes. It's rejecting your tunes."
"Mind if I light up?"
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