"It struck a real personal chord."
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"Where do we begin?"
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"You can't see your future until you've cleaned everything away."
"We have an overwhelming amount of work still."
"There's a real physical change."
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.