FIRST PRIZE WINNER: “Most people know about the Great Lakes and the mountain ranges flanking both sides of the country, but few may realize t hat there’s a rain forest in Washington! I captured this magical, sun-kissed scene while walking on the state’s Olympic Peninsula.”—Andra Van Kempen, St. Cloud, Minnesota
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.