Christmas with the First Ladies
Subtitled The White House Decorating Tradition from Jacqueline Kennedy to Michelle Obama
, this book has the holiday trees, centerpieces, foods, and garlands of the past 50 years.
And your life's about to get more interesting.
Some people like to travel by train because
it combines the slowness of a car with the cramped public exposure of
I think my pilot was a little inexperienced. We were sitting on the runway, and he said, “OK, folks, we’re gonna be taking off in a just few—whoa! Here we go.”
“I can’t wait until your vacation is over.”
—Everyone following you on Instagram
A man knocked on my door and asked for a donation toward the local swimming pool. So I gave him a glass of water.
Comedian Greg Davies
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
Client: We need you to log in to the YouTube and make all our company videos viral.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me
everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.”
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.