John Irving, the literary provocateur who brought us The World According to Garp, returns with an exploration of love, sexuality, the AIDS epidemic of the ’80s, and the search for self.
From the book: “Given my grandfather’s elevated status in our town, it was perhaps surprising that the First Sister Players always cast him in female roles … I actually remember my grandfather better as a woman than as a man.”
Just found the worst page in the entire dictionary. What I saw was disgraceful, disgusting, dishonest, and disingenuous.
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My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me everything you know.”
“Just because you can’t dance doesn’t mean you shouldn’t dance.” —Alcohol
@yoyoha (Josh Hara)
My parents didn’t want to move to Florida, but they turned 60 and that’s the law.
Q: What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse’s mouth?
A: A mechanic.