34 Secret Car-Buying Tips Your Dealer Won’t Tell You
Find out how to get the most value out of your purchase by side-stepping these common car dealer practices.
That car we advertised at the unbelievable price?istock/Bartek Tomczyk
It’s a stripped-down model with a manual transmission, no air-conditioning, and crank windows. But we got you in, didn’t we? (By the way, here are some ways you’re completley wasting money on your car.)
The best time to buy is at the end of the monthiStock/KatarzynaBialasiewicz
and it’s best to negotiate the trade-in separately. Negotiate up from the invoice price (what we paid for the car, easy to find on the Web), not down from the sticker price.
Everybody believes his trade-in is worth moreiStock/Antonio_Diaz
You’ve got bald tires, chicken bones under the seats, and dust blowing from the vents, but you’re going to tell me your car is in “excellent” condition? Now who’s the pushy salesperson? (Here are some things your car mechanic won’t ever tell you.)
Here’s how to get a great price with minimal hagglingiStock/DragonImages
Call and ask for the Internet manager or fleet manager.
This is what happens once I’m sitting behind the deskiStock/PeopleImages
You’ll feel like I’m in control and may be willing to pay a little more. (We learn this during training.) (Before you buy a car online, here are some things you should definitely consider.)
Ever wonder about those ads that promise a minimum $3,000 trade-in value for your clunker?istock/welcomia
Those dealerships also pad the sales price to make up for the difference.
Never pay the VIN-etch feeiStock/PINAR
It’s a $250 optional add-on that’s almost pure profit for us. (If you’ve ever wondered why cops touch your car’s tail light during traffic stops, we finally have an answer.)
Every spring we have guys who show up and say they’re interested in one of our trucks and want to give it a spiniStock/Serhiy Divin
They think we don’t see the mulch on the floor when they bring it back.
Notice how many times we go back and forth to our manager?iStock/kzenon
The loud music, the gongs, and the blaring flat-screen TVs? All are distractions designed to help you lose track of what we’re doing with the deal. (The most important car safety feature might surprise you.)
Be careful during your test driveistock/coloroftime
Plenty of cars get stolen at gunpoint or knifepoint on test-drives.
We’re making less money on the car than you thinkiStock/Catherine Lane
Our profit margin is typically 2 to 4 percent. (If you own one of these specific cars, your sunroof might be putting you in danger.)
We all get our cars from the same place at roughly the same priceiStock/Xesai
So if one dealer is offering to sell it for $2,000 less, there’s probably a catch.
If your auto credit score is under 600, expect to get an interest rate over 16 percent and to put 20 percent downiStock/Pinkypills
If your score is under 550, we may put a tracking device in your car that will shut it off if you don’t make a payment. (You’ll want to take note of these maintenance tips that will extend the life of your car.)
Go in armed and educated.iStock/PeopleImages
Study the pricing of the car you like and have your financing lined up. If you walk in with nothing, you’re not a customer, you’re a victim.
Here’s a favorite trick:iStock/michaeljung
Study the pricing of the car you like and have your financing lined up. If you walk in with nothing, you’re not a customer, you’re a victim. (Fun fact: those black dots on car windows aren’t just there for decoration. Here’s why car manufacturers put them there.)
An older woman who walks in without an appointment, alone, is typically someone we can make a lot of money oniStock/Vesna Andjic
She’s usually uncomfortable with the process and just wants to get it over with.
Attractive people sell more carsiStock/Vesna Andjic
I’ve seen some incredible deals go down because the only thing the customer was paying attention to was the salesman paying attention to her. (By the way, you should never, ever leave this one thing in a hot car.)
When you bring in your friend or your father to negotiate for you, we call him “the quarterback”iStock/michaeljung
Just know that he’s often as clueless about the process as you are.
If you want to test drive a bunch of models or need a lot of information…iStock/dolgachov
Don’t pull in on a weekend without an appointment. Come by on a Tuesday or Wednesday. (By the way, here’s the real reason cars have gas tanks on different sides.)
Don’t believe all the stories you’ve heard about sleazy car dealersiStock/michaeljung
Plenty of us are honest folks frustrated by the guys who give the rest of us a bad name.
Once you’ve agreed on a price, you think you’re done, but we’re just getting startediStock/kokouu
Worn out and ready to go home, you sign document after document. Then you wake up the next day, look down, and you signed a contract that had a $1,995 extended warranty that isn’t worth the paper it’s written on. And you’re stuck. (This is the most common cause of car crashes in the U.S.)
Forget the overall cost of the car. Let’s talk about what you want to pay each monthiStock/Catherine Lane
Then I can build in profit generators such as extended warranties and credit insurance, and you won’t even notice.
Think you’ll get a good deal by coming in at closing time when I’m anxious to get home?iStock/Rocky89
Think again. (You should also think twice before you follow behind your friend while you’re driving. It’s more dangerous than you think.)
I’ll promise you just about anything to get you to sign on the dotted lineiStock/shironosov
But if I don’t put it in writing, I may not remember the next day.
You shouldn’t leave the dealership not knowing how to turn on the windshield wipersiStock/humonia
Make us show you everything before you drive away. (Here’s why you should never charge your phone in your car.)
Banks almost never require you to buy a particular warranty or a particular add-on to get the loaniStock/PeopleImages
If the finance officer tells you otherwise, ask to speak to someone at the bank.
Kelley Blue Book, Edmunds, and NADA (National Automobile Dealers Association) all offer guides for car valuesiStock/Trevor Smith
We’re the experts who do this every day and can evaluate what a 2008 Honda Accord EX is really worth in our market. (If you don’t already keep a nail file in your car at all times, there’s a surprising reason you definitely should.)
You accuse us of being the biggest liars in the world, but we like to say “buyers are liars”iStock/skynesher
You tell us you’re looking for a car for a friend, that you’ve got to run to get to daycare, that you’ve got perfect credit. Right.
If I ask “Are you here to buy?”iStock/skynesher
in the first 10 minutes, that’s not a good sign. (Whatever you do, NEVER leave these things in your car.)
Don’t expect retail for your trade in and wholesale for our cariStock/fotos
We have to recondition your trade, advertise it, warranty it and pay interest on the amount we have in the car, then sell it for less than we want after it sits on the lot for months.
You think I’m pushy?iStock/Bulent Ince
I’ve had attractive young women raise their eyebrows at me and say, “I’ll do anything to get a better deal. Anything.” (If you ever get pulled over for speeding, these magic words might just get you out of it.)
Seven words I hate:iStock/Niko Guido
“I have to check with my wife (or husband).”
Please do the mathiStock/deepblue4you
You can’t get a $40,000 Tahoe for $250 a month for 72 months! Even at zero percent, $40,000 divided by 72 months is $555 before tax, title, and license fees. If you want a bargain, try to wait until the end of model year, usually in September or October, when we need to move cars off the lot. (Here are some summer car tips every driver should know.)
Sure, I’d be happy to tint your windows, apply rustproofing, or paint a pinstripe on your truckiStock/Bogdanhoda
But I’ll probably charge you two or three times the cost of doing it elsewhere.