“How do you roll down the window?”
As much as we might like them to, cars do not fly. And yet some people seem convinced that cars and metal contraptions flying 35,000 feet in the air function exactly the same way. Many a flight attendant has had to break the news to a passenger that plane windows can not be opened. Doing so would send the temperature inside the plane plummeting to frostbite inducing-levels, endangering everyone on board. Why the passengers want the window open in the first place is a mystery to us—it’s already cold enough on airplanes. (Here’s the reason airplanes tend to be so chilly.)
“I forgot something. Can you turn the plane around?”
Yes, it’s incredibly frustrating to forget an item at home, especially when you’re embarking on a long trip. But considering that you’re not the only one on the plane, the fact that you left your sunscreen at home is not reason enough for the entire plane to make an emergency landing. These are the craziest reasons flights have been delayed.