Who doesn’t love a good farm animal joke? Cows are hilarious, adorable, and even have their own best friends! Whether you’re a parent looking to make a child laugh while learning animal sounds or just a dad who’s looking to add some new cheesy (or should we say milky) content to the repertoire, these cow jokes and cow puns are sure to get a universal laugh. Lucky for you, we have jokes for all the best animals, including bird jokes, duck jokes, horse jokes, why did the chicken cross the road jokes, and even some pig puns that will make you squeal with laughter.
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Cow puns
Think you’ve herd them all? Cows are pretty funny and it would be a total shame if we didn’t milk them for all they’re worth. There are just too many play-on-words not to have a bunch of cow puns at your disposal at the next event—hopefully on a farm. At the least, you’ll have a new-found appreciation for these incredible animals.
1. Watch out, you don’t want to butcher any of these jokes.
2. The steaks are high.
3. I have some real beef with that guy.
4. I got the mooves like Jagger.
5. Make sure you show up on time, otherwise Bessie will have a cow.
6. Milk it for all it’s worth.
7. I am not amoosed.
8. And then I told my therapist that I feel seen, but not herd…
Cows are pretty legen-dairy so of course, there’s an abundance of clever jokes that will make your child giggle about how funny these farm animals really are. You may even find yourself suppressing a laugh at these cow jokes for kids. Get your children to appreciate where their ice cream really comes from by making them love cows just as much as we do.
21. What did the mama cow say to the baby cow?
It’s pasture bedtime!
22. Why did the two cows not like each other?
They had beef.
23. How do you count cows?
With a cowculator!
24. What happens when you try talking to a cow?
Everything just goes in one ear and out the udder.
42. What do you get if you cross a cow and rooster?
Roost beef.
43. What kind of shows do cows like best?
Moosicals.
44. What happens when a cow laughs?
Milk comes out of its nose.
45. What has the lone cow been up to lately?
Nobody’s herd…
46. How do dairy farmers do their taxes?
They go to an accountant.
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Cow knock knock jokes
Get ready to be amoosed. Everyone loves a playful knock-knock joke, but these cow knock-knock jokes are udderly hysterical. Who knows, they may even inspire some of your own to get everybody laughing. But we promise if you start with these, you’ll definitely get a few chuckles.
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