40 Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes to Make Your Sweetheart Smile

We can't get enough of these flirty knock-knock jokes!

We’ll just come right out and say it: Flirtatious jokes and pickup lines can be the ultimate forms of flattery … but you need to choose them wisely and strike just the right tone. Need a little guidance? Give these flirty knock-knock jokes a try. Not only are they on-theme for Valentine’s Day, but they also double as hilarious knock-knock pickup lines too!

If you’ve tried Tinder pickup lines with your latest match, or expressed passion and romance with Valentine’s Day pickup lines, then you’ll surely love these cute knock-knock jokes below. Whether you’re meeting someone for the first time and want to send a flirty text, or you’ve known them for years, these cute quips are pretty much guaranteed to score you some serious brownie points with your crush or significant other.

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Flirty knock-knock jokes for Valentine’s Day

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Valentine’s Day lands on Feb. 14, so these flirty knock-knock jokes are perfect for adding a touch of romance to moments with your partner. The best part? You can keep the fun going all year round, even after the holiday bids adieu. Happy laughing!

1. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Abby.

Abby who?

Abby Valentine’s Day!

2. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there?

Atlas

Atlas who?

Atlas, it’s Valentine’s Day!

3. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Emma.

Emma who?

Emma hoping I get lots of cards on Valentine’s Day!

4. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there?

Jamaica.

Jamaica who?

Jamaica valentine for me yet?

5. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there?

Hal.

Hal who?

Hal about being my valentine?

6. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there?

Eye.

Eye who?

Eye want to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!

7. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Heywood.

Heywood who?

Heywood you be my valentine?

8. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there?

Zoo.

Zoo who?

Zoo want to be my valentine?

9. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there?

Peas.

Peas who?

Peas be my valentine!

10. Knock, knock. 

Who’s there?

Sherwood.

Sherwood who?

Sherwood like to be your valentine!

Knock-knock jokes for when you first meet

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If Valentine’s Day jokes are your go-to for dating, then indulge in the many flirty knock-knock jokes that focus on the beginning stages of every relationship. Ready to make a great first impression?

11. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy you think we can go on a date?

12. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police tell me I’m your type!

13. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Aherd.

Aherd who?

Aherd you like girls who tell knock-knock jokes!

14. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Owl.

Owl who?

Owl be seeing you soon, right?

15. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cheese.

Cheese who?

Cheese a cute girl!

16. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wire.

Wire who?

Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list?

17. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Do-ya.

Do-ya who?

Do-ya want to be my girlfriend?

18. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hope.

Hope who?

Hope you’ll go out with me!

19. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Gopher.

Gopher who?

Gopher me, obviously.

Knock-knock jokes for new couples

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The next category on our list of flirty knock-knock jokes is for when you’re in a budding romance but not quite long-term yet. Maybe you’ve just decided you’re officially in a relationship or you’re on the cusp of finally saying “I love you.” Either way, these jokes are sure to remind your significant other why they’re with you in the first place. They also make fun pickup lines for guys, especially if you want to hear them giggle too!

20. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Eyesore.

Eyesore who?

Eyesore do like you!

21. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hershey’s.

Hershey’s who?

Hershey’s kiss!

22. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pauline.

Pauline who?

I think I’m Pauline in love with you.

23. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kiss.

Kiss who?

Kiss me!

24. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Iguana.

Iguana who?

Iguana hold your hand.

25. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Norma Lee.

Norma Lee who?

Norma Lee I don’t say this, but I think I’m falling in love with you.

26. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Candice.

Candice who?

Candice be love I’m feeling right now?

27. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Disguise.

Disguise who?

Disguise your boyfriend!

Knock-knock jokes for long-term relationships

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So you’ve known each other for a few years now and can definitely see a future together. Maybe you want to send your “Happy Valentine’s Day” wishes in a funny and unexpected way. Even if you’ve memorized your significant other’s quirks and qualms, you can still catch them off-guard with these flirty quips.

28. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive you a whole lot.

29. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno I love you, don’t you?

30. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ben.

Ben who?

Ben thinking about you all day.

31. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Orange!

Orange who?

Orange you stunning.

32. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use—I just can’t stop thinking about you.

33. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Anita.

Anita who?

Anita kiss from you, please!

Knock-knock jokes for married couples

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Whether you’ve been married for a month, 10 years or 50 years, these adorably flirty knock-knock jokes will make you feel like you just started dating yesterday. Go ahead and give them a try, along with these punny food pickup lines.

34. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ivana.

Ivana who?

Ivana spend the rest of my life with you.

35. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Honeydew.

Honeydew who?

Honeydew you know how much I love you?

36. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Aldo.

Aldo who?

Aldo anything for you!

37. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Baby Yoda.

Baby Yoda who?

Baby, Yoda one for me!

38. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Adore.

Adore who?

Adore you, who else?

39. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Muffin.

Muffin who?

Muffin in this world can keep us apart.

40. Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Needle.

Needle who?

I needle little love right now.

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Brittany Gibson
Brittany Gibson is a regular contributor to RD.com’s culture, food, health, and travel sections. She was previously an editorial intern for RD.com and Westchester Magazine. Her articles have appeared on Buzzfeed, Business Insider, AOL, Yahoo, and MSN, among other sites. She earned a BA in English from the University of Connecticut.