By now, you’re probably on a first-name basis with Siri and very familiar with its distinctive voice. After all, you’ve got questions, and Siri’s got answers. You’ve probably even unexpectedly heard it asking, “Can you repeat that question?” from your back pocket. (I know I have!) As Apple’s first intelligent virtual assistant, Siri has every answer at your fingertips: Just press the right side button on your iPhone until a swirling circle appears and ask a question. Or simply say “Hey Siri” into your phone’s speaker and the orb will appear, waiting for your next command.

But did you know that Siri isn’t your average, boring bot? Just like there are funny things you can ask Alexa, Siri has a ton of surprising responses just waiting to be discovered. For example, have you noticed that I’m not referring to Siri as “her,” even though the voice is feminine? That’s because I asked, “Are you a girl?” and Siri replied, “Animals and French nouns have genders. I do not.” OK then! For more funny things to ask Siri, read on. But remember: There are some things you should never ask Siri, because even AI has limits.

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Funny questions to get to know Siri better

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Siri is so much more than a glowing orb on your Apple device—just ask it! But get ready to chuckle, because the answers you get back may not always be what you expect to hear.

1. Hey Siri, who created you?

2. Hey Siri, why did Apple make you?

3. Hey Siri, do you have parents?

4. Hey Siri, do you sleep?

5. Hey Siri, are you a robot?

6. Hey Siri, are you intelligent?

7. Hey Siri, do you dream?

8. Hey Siri, can you dance?

9. Hey Siri, what do you look like?

10. Hey Siri, what’s your favorite song?

11. Hey Siri, do you have a favorite food?

12. Hey Siri, how old are you?

13. Hey Siri, do you earn money?

14. Hey Siri, do you have legs?

15. Hey Siri, do you have friends?

16. Hey Siri, can you drive?

17. Hey Siri, do you vote?

18. Hey Siri, do you have any pets?

19. Hey Siri, what are you made of?

20. Hey Siri, how much do you cost?

21. Hey Siri, do you like cats?

22. Hey Siri, do you like dogs?

23. Hey Siri, do you believe in aliens?

Flirty questions for Siri

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Obviously Siri isn’t human, but the funny answers you’ll get when you ask these questions might make you smile more than you did on your last Tinder date.

24. Hey Siri, what are you doing later?

25. Hey Siri, what are you doing tomorrow?

26. Hey Siri, do you have a boyfriend?

27. Hey Siri, do you have a girlfriend?

28. Hey Siri, what is your best pickup line?

29. Hey Siri, what do you like to do?

30. Hey Siri, want to watch a movie with me?

31. Hey Siri, do you want kids?

32. Hey Siri, will you dance with me?

33. Hey Siri, do you want to make plans?

34. Hey Siri, do you think I’m pretty?

35. Hey Siri, do you have kids?

36. Hey Siri, can I hug you?

37. Hey Siri, do you like me?

38. Hey Siri, I love you.

39. Hey Siri, why am I still single?

40. Hey Siri, talk dirty to me.

41. Hey Siri, why do you vibrate?

42. Hey Siri, are you the best assistant?

43. Hey Siri, did you eat yet?

Funny Siri responses to pop-culture questions

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Are you a master of funny movie quotes? Can you take a deep dive into classic comedies and funny songs? If you think you know pop culture, you’ll get a (karate) kick out of Siri’s responses to these “entertaining” questions.

44. Hey Siri, who you gonna call?

45. Hey Siri, do you want to build a snowman?

46. Hey Siri, I am your father.

47. Hey Siri, show me the money.

48. Hey Siri, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

49. Hey Siri, where is Elvis Presley?

50. Hey Siri, I see a little silhouetto of a man.

51. Hey Siri, beam me up, Scottie.

52. Hey Siri, who let the dogs out?

53. Hey Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?

54. Hey Siri, what does the fox say?

55. Hey Siri, do you like “Baby Shark”?

56. Hey Siri, may the Force be with you.

57. Hey Siri, red pill or blue pill?

58. Hey Siri, lumos!

59. Hey Siri, open the pod bay doors.

60. Hey Siri, can I call you Jarvis?

61. Hey Siri, how do I get to Mordor?

62. Hey Siri, do you play Pokémon GO?

63. Hey Siri, give me a hint.

64. Hey Siri, is the Easter Bunny real?

Funny Siri commands with surprisingly creative responses

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When you ask Siri these questions and commands, you’ll get a chuckle at the unpredictable creativity.

65. Hey Siri, can you rap?

66. Hey Siri, beat-box for me.

67. Hey Siri, tell me a story.

68. Hey Siri, make a haiku.

69. Hey Siri, sing me a song.

70. Hey Siri, tell me a riddle.

71. Hey Siri, tell me a poem.

72. Hey Siri, tell me a bedtime story.

73. Hey Siri, sing me a lullaby.

Siri’s funniest jokes

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Siri will never make it as a stand-up comedian. (It doesn’t have legs! Sorry—I had to!) But it does have a bevy of funny jokes just waiting to be discovered. Try these leading lines, and cue the laugh track.

74. Hey Siri, tell me a joke.

75. Hey Siri, what’s the meaning of life?

76. Hey Siri, make me laugh.

77. Hey Siri, what is zero divided by zero?

78. Hey Siri, what came first: the chicken or the egg?

79. Hey Siri, why did the chicken cross the road?

80. Hey Siri, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

81. Hey Siri, when will the world end?

82. Hey Siri, where does Santa live?

83. Hey Siri, is there a God?

84. Hey Siri, what phone is the best?

85. Hey Siri, why are firetrucks red?

86. Hey Siri, can you stop time?

87. Hey Siri, knock knock.

88. Hey Siri, what’s up?

89. Hey Siri, Windows or Mac?

90. Hey Siri, testing 1, 2, 3.

91. Hey Siri, what should I be for Halloween?

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Additional reporting by Emma Taubenfeld.