107 Halloween Instagram Captions That Are Spooktacular
Updated: Oct. 18, 2023
No tricks, just treats with these Halloween Instagram captions that everyone will love.
If you’re anything like me, you have probably been looking forward to this Halloween since last Halloween—possibly even planning what you’re going to wear. And with all that effort that goes into your incredible Halloween costume ideas, or even your Halloween face paint ideas, it’s no wonder that you want as many people as possible to see it. Here’s where Instagram comes in. If you have the perfect photo to post but struggle to think of the best caption to pair with it, you’re not alone. Coming up with an intriguing and witty caption is always the hardest part of the Instagram journey. To help get those creative juices flowing, we have rounded up some of the best Halloween Instagram captions for this year’s post, with everything from funny captions, captions for couples, Halloween quotes and even some cheesy Halloween pick up lines. Get ready to rake in all the likes.
Funny Halloween captions
Creepin’ it real.
Here for the boos.
Shake your BOOty.
Hot ghoul Halloween.
Howl about them apples?
Hocus Pocus and chill?
New face, who ‘dis?
If the broom fits, fly it.
The ghostess with the mostest.
Boo Felicia.
Only a little bit batty.
Trick or tequila.
Bad and BOOgie.
Me-wow.
Get in loser, we’re going haunting.
Bone Appétit.
This isn’t a costume.
Felt spooky, might delete.
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Cute Halloween captions
This witch can be bribed with chocolate.
No tricks, just treats!
Too cute to spook.
Cutest pumpkin in the patch.
Too ghoul for school.
Have a boo-tiful night.
Trick or treat yo’ self.
This witch likes wine.
If you’ve got it, haunt it.
Witch way to the candy?
I’ve been ready for Halloween since last Halloween.
HalloQueen.
Witching you a Happy Halloween.
Fangs you very much.
Pumped for pumpkins.
For even more cuteness, try out one of the best punny Halloween costumes this year.
Halloween captions for groups
Ghouls just wanna have fun!
Boo from the crew.
A real witch is nothing without her ghoul friends.
Who run the world? Ghouls.
#SquadGhouls.
Fangs for the memories.
In ghoul company tonight.
Which witch is which?
Best fiends.
Hanging with my boos.
If you and your boo crew still haven’t decided on a look, get inspired byq these clever group Halloween costumes.
Halloween captions for couples
You’ve got me under your spell.
I only have pumpkin pies for you.
The Pumpkin King of my heart.
Forever your Zom-bae.
You’re just not my (blood) type.
You make me batty.
Me and my boo
Being with you is almost too gourd to be true.
We’re so (candy) corny.
You and your partner with be the spookiest (and cutest) duo with these Halloween costume ideas for couples.
Halloween captions for pets
Witch way are the treats?
Looking fur-ocious.
Ready to pawty.
Happy Howl-oween!
Love at first bite.
You’re freaking meowt.
Pup-kin spice and everything nice.
Paws off my treats, witches.
No tricks, just treats.
Bad to the bone.
I’m so cute it’s scary.
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Halloween captions from quotes
“Every day is Halloween, isn’t it? For some of us.” —Tim Burton
“Double, double toil and trouble.” —William Shakespeare
“If you’ve got it, haunt it.” —Rose Pressey
“When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.” —Unknown
“There is something haunting in the light of the moon.” —Joseph Conrad
“Some people are born for Halloween.” —Stephan Graham Jones
“On Halloween, you get to become anything that you want to be.” —Ava Dellaira
“When the witches go riding, and black cats are seen, the moon laughs and whispers ’tis near Halloween.” —Unknown
“Quoth the raven, ‘Nevermore!’” —Edgar Allan Poe
As the spooky holiday nears, you should shop for some Halloween greetings to spread the spooktacular vibes.
Halloween captions from movies
“It’s all just a bunch of hocus pocus!” —Hocus Pocus
“It’s Halloween; everyone’s entitled to one good scare.” —Halloween
“By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes.” —Macbeth
Being normal is vastly overrated.” —Halloweentown
“Never trust the living.” —Beetlejuice
“It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.” — Hocus Pocus
“Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.” —Corpse Bride
“You frightened me. Do it again!” — The Addams Family
“Whatever you do, don’t fall asleep.” —A Nightmare On Elm Street
“There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
“I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” — Beetlejuice
“Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?” — It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown
“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.” — Anne of Green Gables
“I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.” — Rocky Horror Picture Show
“Hi! I’m Chucky. Want to play?” – Child’s Play
“Use iodized salt to ward off witches, zombies, and old boyfriends.” —Hocus Pocus
“I’ll stop wearing black when they invent a darker color.” —The Addams Family
“We all go a little mad sometimes.” —Psycho
“Viewer beware, you’re in for a scare.” —Goosebumps
“Are you a good witch or a bad witch?” —The Wizard of Oz
“You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.” —Alice in Wonderland
“Be afraid. Be very afraid.” —The Fly
“They all float down here.” —It
“You’re doomed. You’re all doomed!” —Friday the 13th
Check out the best Halloween movies that won’t just serve as great Halloween Instagram caption inspo, but also will entertain you all October long.
Halloween captions from songs
“It’s close to midnight, something evil’s lurking from the dark.” —Michael Jackson
“Baby, I’m howlin’ for you.” —The Black Keys
“Very superstitious, writing’s on the wall. Very superstitious, ladders ’bout to fall.” —Stevie Wonder
“I put a spell on you because you’re mine.” —Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
“Who you gonna call?” —Ray Parker Jr.
“Heads will roll … on the floor.” —Yeah Yeah Yeahs
“I’m sweet but I’m psycho” —Ava Max
“Ding-dong, the witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch.” —Judy Garland
“I know if I’m haunting you, you must be haunting me.” —Beyoncé
“Freaks come out at night.”—Whodini
“It was a graveyard smash!” —Bobby “Boris” Pickett
“I want candy!” —Aaron Carter
Now that you have the perfect Halloween Instagram captions, check out the best Halloween party ideas for a scary good time.
Originally Published: August 19, 2021
