Straight from the horse’s mouth!
30 Horse Puns That Will Make You Whinny
Updated Jun. 27, 2024
If you like horses, puns, and laughing at bad jokes, then this one is for you. Think you’ve heard them all? Well, hold your horses because you’re about to be in for a wild ride. Just don’t blame us if your throat feels a little hoarse from all the laughing. If you’re interested in more than just horse puns, check out these deer puns and shark puns that will definitely make you chuckle.
1. Rein it in with the gossip!
You’ll stirrup trouble.
2. Have you ever heard of the band Foals?
They have a colt following.
3. Maybe she’s barn with it…
Maybe it’s neighbelline.
4. Go to bed!
It’s pasture bedtime!
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5. Still complaining?
Get off your high horse.
6. Who were the two best horse thieves in the world?
Bonnie and Clydesdale!
7. A horse walks into a bar…
The bartender says, “hey!” The horse replies excitedly, “you read my mind!”
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8. Another horse walks into a bar…
The bartender asks, “why the long face?”
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9. Scratchy throat?
You sound a little hoarse.
10. Let’s skip the opening act.
I only care to see the mane event.
11. Hm?
Stop stalling and answering the question.
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12. What do you call a horse who lives next door?
Neighbor!
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13. Just got promoted…
And now I’m saddled with so much more responsibility.
14. Just got paid?
It’s nice to be financially stable.
15. Watch me whip…
Watch me neigh, neigh.
16. I heard you have a new boyfriend.
He’s my mane man! My ride-or-die!
17. To be or not to be…
That is the equestrian.
18. What’s a horse’s favorite sport?
Stable-tennis!
19. Oh, hay!
Hello, nice to see you!
20. Don’t look!
I’m neigh-kid!
21. Can I ask you equestrian?
Neigh.
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22. Why are we going so slow?
Just need a little more horsepower.
23. Come on kid…
Quit foaling around!
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24. Help!
I’ve fallen and can’t giddy-up!
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25. Would you like some ketchup?
And mayo-neighs?
26. Wine?
Sure, I’ll have some Chardonhay.
27. My friend is half horse…
And always the centaur of attention.
28. My horse is in the hospital…
But good news! He’s stable!
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29. My horse is nocturnal…
A true night-mare!
30. Did you like these horse puns?
Yay or neigh?
Originally Published: December 10, 2020
