Oh, the Tweets He Would Tweet: If Dr. Seuss Had the Internets
If the Doctor were still around, we suspect he’d be spending his day like any one of us would: through an interminable flow of social media updates. Here’s how that might go down.
8:00 am: Updates Facebook Status
10:04 am: Texts Homies
11:15 am: Checks In
1:42 pm: Yelps
3:18 pm: Tweets
6:18 pm: Posts “Missed Connection” on Craigslist
7:45 pm: Starts “Seuss’cess Kid” Meme
10:05 pm: Signs Off
Dr. Seuss’s birthday is March 2.