Courtney Zoffness

Courtney Zoffness is the interim director of creative writing at Drew University in Madison, New Jersey.
june 2015 department of wit

Be Thankful Your Mom Didn’t Send This Email to Your Boss

Could you imagine emailing the CEO of the company where your child is about to intern to make sure he'll be, uh, comfortable? Writer Courtney Zoffness takes a hysterical look at helicopter parenting.