20 Books We Bet You Never Knew Were Banned
They were taken off the shelves for the craziest reasons.
Wait…what? Some students working on their spelling might have been out of luck when the teacher asked them to “look it up.” In 1987, the Anchorage School Board in Alaska banned the American Heritage Dictionary because it had “objectionable” entries, like the slang definitions for “balls,” “knocker,” and “bed.” A California elementary school banned Merriam Webster from its shelves because the definition of oral sex was “not age appropriate.”
Yertle the Turtle
Anti-deforestation wasn’t Dr. Seuss’s only political message to make schools squirm. One Canadian school announced Yertle the Turtle one of its banned books in 2012 because of this line: “I know up on top you are seeing great sights, but down here at the bottom, we too should have rights.” Apparently, that line was too partisan for a school that had banned political messages. These are the top books everyone lies about reading.
James and the Giant Peach
No matter how you feel about human-sized bugs, Roald Dahl’s James and the Giant Peach seems innocent enough at first glance. Some schools have challenged it for language, and tobacco and alcohol references. But perhaps the oddest? In 1999, one small Wisconsin town officially made it one of its banned books after claiming a scene when the spider licks her lips could be “taken in two ways, including sexual.” Can’t say that would have been our first thought.
Where the Wild Things Are
It was tough enough for author Maurice Sendak to get his borderline dark and scary children’s book published. When it finally did hit the shelves, it got in even more trouble. Where the Wild Things Are is now a fun classic, but it was initially banned because little Max’s punishment was starvation—well, lack of supper—and the story had supernatural themes. Here are the 50 dumbest laws in every state.
Where the Sidewalk Ends
You might want to reread Shel Silverstein’s collection of poems, Where the Sidewalk Ends—you may have missed something in its quirky, funny, and touching verses. According to some schools, the book actually promotes everything from drug use and suicide to ignoring parents and telling lies. Yikes.
Harriet the Spy
Who knew a child misfit could create such a stir? Sure, kids loved Harriet for her strong will and rebelliousness, but critics argued the “spy” was less of a good-girl Nancy Drew and more of a mean-spirited gossip. Some schools banned Louise Fitzhugh’s Harriet the Spy to keep students from the bad influence.
Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See?
Might as well stop trying to wrack your brain for what in the world could have been grounds to take Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You See? out of schools. It was all an awkward mistake. Eric Carle might be a famous children’s illustrator, but the Texas State Board of Education wouldn’t approve the storybook after recognizing writer Bill Martin Jr.’s name from another book: Ethical Marxism. There was just one problem—the political Bill Martin was not the same Bill Martin Jr. as had written the children’s book. Next time, maybe the school board should do its homework.
The Diary of a Young Girl
No, Anne Frank’s diary hasn’t been removed from libraries because of the terror of hiding from Nazis. Schools have deemed some of the 14-year-old’s descriptions of her anatomy as “pornographic.” More cringe-worthy? One Alabama textbook committee asked for it to be banned because it was “a real downer.” Don’t miss these other 20 books you really should have read by now.