20 Dog Puns That Will Give You Paws

Time to unleash the ruff stuff when it comes to puns! Like a dog with a punny bone, we await your ap-paws!

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Hide and seek

dogIuliia Khabibullina/ShutterstockThe Dalmatian ran into the flower bed because he didn't want to be spotted. (If you thought that was funny, get a laugh at these animal jokes.)

Lost and found

dogKsenia Raykova/ShutterstockThe dog catcher liked to sing while he picked up strays, "You ain't nothing but a pound dog." (Don't miss these hilarious one-liners.)

Camera ready

dogVacancylizm/ShutterstockThe cute little puppy struck a pose for the pup-arazzi. (You won't be able to keep a straight face at these corny jokes.)

Sunscreen optional

dogJIFF/ShutterstockThe Dachshund moved his nap to the shade so he wouldn't be mistaken for a hot dog. (What out for the signs that your dog might have anxiety.)

Run, rover, run

dogeverydoghasastory/ShutterstockThe retriever raised her eyebrows at her silly owner for tossing her a bone that was pretty far-fetched.

Deep thoughts

dogAnna Hoychuk/Shutterstock

What's the best dog to take on a submarine? A subwoofer, of course.

Welcome to the world

dogsHelen Sushitskaya/shutterstockThe sturdy new puppies tore up the upholstery—what a bunch of litter pugs! (Here are 50 secrets your pet won't tell you.)

Story time

dogpatostudio/ShutterstockGreat Dane owners are obsessed with tall tails.


dogKazantseva Olga/ShutterstockThe best type of home for your dog is ruff-housing. Woof-woof!

Puppy Bowl

DogAlena Lebedzeva/ShutterstockDon't drop snacks on the floor on game day—you don't want to end up with a wide retriever!


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