“Everybody has got to die, but I have always believed an exception would be made in my case. What now?”
—William Saroyan, American novelist, on May 1981. Get more laughs in with these 50 short jokes anyone can remember.
—Raphael, Italian artist
“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP [live long and prosper].”
—Leonard Nimoy, actor, in his final tweet in 2015