—Raphael, Italian artist
“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP [live long and prosper].”
—Leonard Nimoy, actor, in his final tweet in 2015
“I should have asked for a stunt double!”
—Vic Morrow, American actor, on July 23, 1982. Here are 20 more funny phrases that are worth memorizing.