“A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP [live long and prosper].”
—Leonard Nimoy, actor, in his final tweet in 2015
“I should have asked for a stunt double!”
—Vic Morrow, American actor, on July 23, 1982. Here are 20 more funny phrases that are worth memorizing.
“We all get the same amount of ice. The rich get it in the summer. The poor get it in the winter.”
—Bat Masterson, gunfighter, on October 25, 1921