13 Pop Culture References That Will Confuse Anyone Born After 1990
Picture it: You’re engaged in conversation with someone younger than you—a colleague, perhaps—when you drop a pop culture reference that’s met with a blank stare. Now, not only do you feel terribly old, but you’re stuck explaining something you assumed everyone knew. Here’s proof that you’re not alone.
Popular 1980s rock stars like Billy Idol and Def Lepard may still tour and pull major crowds of nostalgic music lovers, but sadly, their pop culture contributions seem to be lost on many ’90s kids and especially those born in the early aughts. Just try crooning “Pour Some Sugar on Me” or “Eyes Without a Face” and see what happens. For a laugh, check out how terrible these song lyrics are after we corrected their grammar.
Today’s generation might call it “life-hacking,” but we know what one really calls using the limited resources we have on hand: MacGyvering. The 1980s TV show starring Richard Dean Anderson as the world’s most notorious troubleshooter, Angus “Mac” MacGyver, was so successful that it left behind a verb using the titular character’s name. Unfortunately, younger generations don’t quite get it.
The Life of Riley
This one might even be a stretch for 1980s kids, though their parents likely used the phrase, “You’ve got the life of Riley.” This refers to Jackie Gleason’s 1950s sitcom, The Life of Riley, about a fellow who simply can’t leave well enough alone, creating chaos wherever he goes and leaving others to clean it up. Sadly, you probably won’t be able to find The Life of Riley on a streaming service.
Ferris Bueller’s Day Off made an even bigger star out of a young Matthew Broderick, who played the incorrigible and overly-confident teen determined to make the most of a “sick day” from school. Monotonously saying “Bueller? Bueller?” (just as a less-than-enthusiastic teacher did while taking attendance in the movie) is still a fun way to respond when no one can answer your questions—at least for people who’ve seen the movie. And if you’re in the company of people who have no idea what you’re talking about, it’s all the more appropriate (and hilarious) to say. Here are more of the most memorable movie quotes of all time.
“Kiss my grits”
Alice’s sassy Southern waitress Flo wasn’t afraid to say, “Kiss my grits,” when someone fell out of line, and the catchphrase stuck during the first four years of the series from 1976 to 1980. So much so that actress Polly Holliday even scored her very own show for Flo from 1980 to 1981. Sadly, you’re unlikely to find anyone born after 1990 that will get the reference (although you may make them hungry for grits).
Who shot J.R.?
In the year 1980, there was no bigger mystery on television than who shot J.R. Ewing at the end of a Dallas season finale. Not only was it a peak TV cliffhanger, but the question drew out for eight long months while execs negotiated a higher salary for series star Larry Hagman. These days, you’ll be hard-pressed to find a ’90s kid who even knows who J.R. Ewing is, let alone who shot him. If you want to relive the 1980s, here are the best flicks to watch from the era.
“Where’s the beef?”
In 1984, the fast food chain Wendy’s introduced us to the sassy senior citizens who simply wanted to know, “Where’s the beef?” in relation to the flimsy hamburgers offered by competing chains. The commercials were a hit, cementing the catchphrase’s place in pop culture history…to a point.
The Pepsi Challenge
Among soda aficionados, there are still two types of people: Coca-Cola drinkers and Pepsi drinkers. But today’s generation is unlikely to understand the marketing prowess of The Pepsi Challenge. The “Challenge” began in 1975, with Pepsi conducting a blind taste test using regular folks to taste one cup of Coke and one cup of Pepsi. Coincidentally, each commercial resulted in more than half of participants choosing Pepsi over its number one ranked competitor. Find out which soda brand took top spot in our own taste test.
Quarter for the pay phone
Once upon a time, a great insult was, “Here’s a quarter, call someone who cares.” Today, you’d probably receive funny looks. What would you need a quarter for? Your cell phone is right there. Not to mention that even if you could find a pay phone, it’ll cost you more than 25 cents. Don’t miss these 20 pop songs that make absolutely no sense anymore.
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This no-frills Atari video game released in 1972 was legendary for its time, featuring a basic table tennis-like theme. Today’s gamers would easily say it pales in comparison to the cutting edge graphics and storylines we see in the category today. Still, wouldn’t a true aficionado want to go back to the genre’s roots? We’d like to think so.