Tatiana Ayazo /Rd.com,shutterstockThe one instrument that the skeleton can play better than others is the trom-bone. (Love skeleton puns and Halloween? Check out these spooky DIY crafts.)
Licensed to fly
Tatiana Ayazo /Rd.com,shutterstockThe favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots is—wait for it—the scareplane or the skelecopter. (Did you know fall is the best season for travel?)
Time for tea
Tatiana Ayazo /Rd.com,shutterstockSkeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china—watch out for chips! (Check out the most haunted places in America.)
Made you laugh
Tatiana Ayazo /Rd.com,shutterstockSkeletons are great at stand-up comedy—when they use their funny bone. Speaking of funny, you'll love these hilarious one-liners.
Short in stature
Tatiana Ayazo /Rd.com,shutterstockThe favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other than Napoleon Bone-a-part. (Do you know these 8 strange ways height affects health?)
Tatiana Ayazo /Rd.com,shutterstockCount on your skeleton chef to say "Bone Appetit!" when he serves you a meal. (Want some Halloween cuisine? Check out these Ffall food festivals.)
Time for church
Tatiana Ayazo /Rd.com,shutterstockThe skeleton played his organ before the congregation. (Too scary? Here's the reason you don't like frightening films.)
Tatiana Ayazo /Rd.com,shutterstockThe skeleton couldn't help being afraid of the storm because he just didn't have any guts. (Check out why howling wind is always spooky.)
Tatiana Ayazo /Rd.com,shutterstockThe skeleton loved to binge-watch his favorite shows on the skelevision. (Don't miss the most addicting hospital shows on Netflix.)
Tatiana Ayazo /Rd.com,shutterstockThe skeleton didn't like to talk on the rotary skelephone because he preferred his cell bone. Groaning yet? Don't miss this great list of corny jokes!