20 Skeleton Puns Perfect for Halloween Groans

Ready for some Halloween skele-puns? (Get it?!) Welcome to the Groan Yard!

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Musically inclined

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The one instrument that the skeleton can play better than others is the trom-bone. (Love skeleton puns and Halloween? Check out these spooky DIY crafts.)

Licensed to fly

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The favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots is—wait for it—the scareplane or the skelecopter. (Did you know fall is the best season for travel?)

Time for tea

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Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china—watch out for chips! (Check out the most haunted places in America.)

Made you laugh

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Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy—when they use their funny bone. Speaking of funny, you'll love these hilarious one-liners.

Short in stature

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The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other than Napoleon Bone-a-part. (Do you know these 8 strange ways height affects health?)

Perfect recipe

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Count on your skeleton chef to say "Bone Appetit!" when he serves you a meal. (Want some Halloween cuisine? Check out these Ffall food festivals.)

Time for church

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The skeleton played his organ before the congregation. (Too scary? Here's the reason you don't like frightening films.)

Scaredy-cat

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The skeleton couldn't help being afraid of the storm because he just didn't have any guts. (Check out why howling wind is always spooky.)

 

Couch potato

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The skeleton loved to binge-watch his favorite shows on the skelevision. (Don't miss the most addicting hospital shows on Netflix.)

Technologically advanced

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The skeleton didn't like to talk on the rotary skelephone because he preferred his cell bone. Groaning yet? Don't miss this great list of corny jokes!

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