Yell, whistle, or wave money and I’m going to make you wait
Make eye contact and smile, and I’ll come over as soon as I can. Know what you want and have your money ready. Don’t create a traffic jam. Here are 15 witty bar jokes anyone can remember.
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If I swipe your card five times this evening, that’s five times as much paperwork I have to do at 4 a.m.