It’s a pizza, not a lifetime commitment
My other line is ringing, so choose the toppings before you call. Just make sure it’s not the worst pizza topping of all time.
We know when kids are prank-calling us
They can’t mask their voices very well. The smart ones block the phone number. The dumb ones don’t.
Even if you’re ordering from the best pizzeria in your state, it takes about 20 minutes to go from raw dough to fully baked pizza. And then I have to drive to your house.