Q: Which dessert is perfect for eating in bed?
A: A sheet cake.
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Q: What are hot dogs called in winter?
A: Chilly dogs
Q: What do you call the king of vegetables? A: Elvis Parsley.
Q. Which thrill ride does a wine glass love to go on the most?
A. A coaster!
A guy just threw a glass of milk at me. How dairy!
I can’t stand potato puns. I think they’re pomme de terrible.
Q: Why did the apricot ask a prune to dinner?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date.
Becoming a vegetarian was a huge missed steak.
Q: What do you get when you play Tug-of-War with a pig? A: Pulled-Pork.