Lost in translation
At least it's German chocolate, though.
Wait, Tristan's in blue?
Then no birthday for Tristan this year.
What more do you want?
I can't even right now.
Poor reading comprehension?
Or a brutally honest message to Blank's wife?
And not "good riddance"
Even though that's what we're all thinking.
How about C!C!
Or C?C? Or C:C: or...
Ceci n'est pas un cake.
Need we repeat ourselves?
Only birthday boys who adhere to the dress code may age.