Blame the in-laws
“I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment.” Probably not the best route for family bonding. Check out these other 27 funny (but painfully relatable) family vacation stories.
Seeing is believing
“I thought my window was down but I found it was up when I put my head through it.” Probably not the most effective way to think with your head.
“The other car collided with mine without giving me warning of its intention.” The question is: Did the other car know its intention either? Maybe the driver was distracted by one of these 15 funny signs from around the world.
Gotta protect the bumper
“To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck a pedestrian.” Hey, everyone has different priorities. Can't say we condone these ones though.
“I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.” Guaranteed the fellow didn't make it after that! Find out how to tell if your elderly loved one should stop driving.
The bus was early!
“Going to work at 7:00 this morning I drove out of my driveway straight into a bus. The bus was 5 minutes early.” This is why learning to be a little spontaneous never hurts. Neither does checking the rear-view mirrors. Don't miss these other 34 hilarious excuses real people have used to get out of work.
But I was legally parked!
“My car was legally parked as it backed into another vehicle.” At least this driver won't have a parking ticket on top of repair costs.
So that’s why my head hurt
“I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat I found that I had a fractured skull.” Sounds like a situation that belongs with these funny 911 calls you won't believe are real.
Anything goes after midnight
“I didn’t think the speed limit applied after midnight.” Looks like someone needs to go back to drivers ed. Could you still answer these tricky questions from real driving tests correctly?
Blame the evil spirits
“Windshield broken. Cause unknown. Probably voodoo.” Sounds like as good a guess as any, especially compared to these 41 ridiculous things people actually believed as kids.