Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

Try one of these funny, cheesy pick-up lines as an icebreaker. At least you'll get laughs, if not love.

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Working It

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"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"

Geek Love

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"Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"

Dried Fruits

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"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"

Word Nerd

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"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."

Meter Man

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"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."

Take Two

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"Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"

Smooth, Dude

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"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."

Action, Action

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"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!"

Pun Fun

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"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."

Granted!

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"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

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