Cheesy Pick-Up Lines Guaranteed to Get a Laugh

Wheel Love

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"Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?"

Read My Lips

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"Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be fine print."

Baker Man

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"Did you just come out of the oven? Because you're hot."

Check, Please!

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"Know what's on the menu? Me 'n' u."

Speedy Reader

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"It's a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out."

Medical Attention

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"I was blinded by your beauty; I'm going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes."

"I" Doctor

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"Something's wrong with my eyes, because I can't take them off you."

Brush Up

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"You're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache."

Sources: lolriot.com, humor.about.com, jokes4us.com, goodreads.com, and our own real-life horror stories