"Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?"
Find the funniest joke ever with these 25 corny jokes.
"Hey, my name's Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?"
"Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?"
"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'I' and 'U' together."
"Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you."
"Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?"
"Feel my shirt. Know what it's made of? Boyfriend material."
"Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? Because Jean-Claude Van Damme you're sexy!"
"If you were a chicken, you'd be impeccable."
"Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?"