Wait, self-checkouts don’t have spell check?
“I was working the self-checkout lane when a customer asked me why his onions weren’t scanning through properly. I walked over and saw that he had typed in the word ‘ONIINS.’ He went on to insist that our machine was the problem and that his ‘ONIINS’ should have been free because they weren’t scanning.” —a former Reddit user. These are the funniest typos that have ever been published.
“Started working at Lowe’s in college. This happened within about a week of me being hired: A woman in her mid-20s came up to me in the garden center… I asked what she needed help with, as she was looking concerned. She tells me, ‘I bought a tree back in May and the past few weeks all the leaves fell off. Is that normal or do I need to bring it back?’ This was October.” —Reddit user Major_Glory_Hole